The “Best” of Blandor is now available for the first time on his new, limited edition album called, “Old School.”. This album has all of Blandor’s most forgetable tunes, including, “Is That A Merkin On Your Shoulder?”, “Uniqa!, Uniqa!” and the timeless, “‘Avlimil’ is derived from the Latin av, meaning ‘ear’ and limi, meaning ‘waxy’. [...]
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The “Best” of Blandor
April 30th, 2006 · No Comments
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The return of Blandor
August 11th, 2005 · No Comments
Under increasing pressure from our loyal reader, we have launched a search for one-time Snark Hunting commentator “Blandor the Imponderable”. Last seen on these virtual pages more than two years ago, we agree that Blandor must return and currently have agents scouring all the methadone clinics and binjo ditches on the south side of town, [...]
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Gilt by association: Niagara and Avlimil
March 3rd, 2003 · No Comments
Viagra’s successful sexual conquest of the male organ has spawned a flood of products designed to spread the joy in the opposite direction. The best-named Female Sexual Dysfunction remedy by far is Niagara – it’s powerful, wet, and funny, just like good sex. And it obviously parries well the thrust of the name “Viagra.” But [...]
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