Snark Hunting

Ironman USB Flash Drive

Steve — Tue, 15 May 2012 15:00:05 +0000

As seen on eBay

Android phone names vs. Condom names

Steve — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 00:14:47 +0000

Via: The Intercom Blog

Liquid Plumr embraces 70′s porn

Steve — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 15:52:19 +0000

Abbott AbbVie Naming Process, Behind The Scenes Video

Steve — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 13:28:37 +0000

Abby Normal

Young Frankenstein

— MOVIECLIPS.com

“Frying Nemo” Fish & Chips

Steve — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 17:39:17 +0000

Alfred Hitchcock on Happiness & Creativity

Steve — Sun, 18 Mar 2012 15:37:23 +0000

Steve — Sun, 18 Mar 2012 01:49:16 +0000

“I’ve had far better sex while in jail” – traditional Irish pillow talk.

Steve — Sat, 17 Mar 2012 16:49:44 +0000

Muppets Satirize “Mad Men”

Steve — Sat, 17 Mar 2012 04:00:16 +0000

SalesForce CloudForce Keynote Was Excruciating

Steve — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 13:22:43 +0000

We briefly attended the CloudForce Conference, put on by SalesForce in San Francisco yesterday. The keynote was scheduled for a head-scratching 2 and a half hours.

Keynote was a soporific bunch of nothingness. Lots of fluffy, self-congratulatory, banal superlatives. While it was clearly an attempt to mimic the Jobs lead Apple product announcements, the result was akin to the pain of watching a 150 minute infomercial targeted at 5 year-olds. It demonstrated a tin-eared lack of respect for the time and intelligence of the audience.

Ironically, one presenter gleefully announced that it was now possible to demonstrate the value of a new SalesForce product to a prospect in 2 and a half minutes, then proceeded to spend 25 minutes explaining it. At that point we ran for the exits.

This pic is a sample of the inanity on stage:

SaaSy and Chatty dancing to Adele’s “Rollin’ in the Deep”

Get it? “No software on your device!” Like watching a show for preschoolers. We weren’t going to stick around to see if “The Wiggles” were going to make an appearance.