Working on various healthcare projects lately got us thinking about the language used in healthcare patents:

• Account administration plans and systems
• Healthcare Card Incentive Program for Multiple Users
• Person-centric account-based digital signature system
• Integrated Enrollment System and Method
• Healthcare debit card linked to healthcare-related and non-healthcare-related financial accounts
• Health care reimbursement
• Balancing the comprehensive health of a user
• Integrated nested account financial system with medical savings subaccount
• Systems and methods for consumers to purchase health care and related products
• Auditing public health
• Medical information system having interactive messaging interface
• Managing parameters effecting the comprehensive health of a user
• Method and System for Optimizing Fund Contributions to a Health Savings Account
• Managing health care resources
• System, method and computer software product for estimating costs under health care plans
• Systems and methods for consumers to purchase health care and related products
• Method and system for processing transactions involving accounts for reimbursing medical expenses or patient responsible balances with multiple transaction substantiation modes
• System and method for improved health care access

Apparently, we are all becoming optimized healthcare reception systems.

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