Via Celebslam:

In Touch Weekly is claiming the woman in the Mini-Me sex tape is 22-year-old actress Ranae Shrider. The magazine says she lived with [Verne] Troyer for six months and “thought she would marry him.” Sorry I couldn’t find any better pics. It’s a shame, too, because I’d love to have a high res pic of her before she’s permanently disfigured from lighting herself on fire.

You will never rid your brain of this image. You’re welcome.

He is two feet eight inches tall, she looks to be around five feet ten inches.

Drum roll please:

“Ladies and gentlemen, step right up, Verne will now do his impression of a baby being born!”