And we’re back with more Ebay scandal. The Goliath of online consumer culture, Ebay, faces an estimated 63 million dollar lawsuit for hosting counterfeit luxury items on their site.

In addition to being banned from selling Christian Dior, Kenzo, Givenchy, and Guerlain perfumes, Ebay is now indebted copious figures to Louis Vuitton and Christian Dior. 16.3m euros will fill the pockets of Christian Dior for “damage to its brand and causing moral harm.”

With the extra cash we can only expect an upgrade in Dior’s luxury line of natural mink and fox coats, diamond and ruby accessories, and nude advertisements. Stay tuned for more Ebay specials, now appearing weekly.