Looking to slow waaaay down but can’t quite bring yourself to cram a Cinnabon Carmel Pecanbon (1100 calories/56 grams of fat) down the old gullet? Have you developed a temporal sense of respect for yourself and are you thinking, “Hmm, an Auntie Anne’s Cinnamon Sugar pretzel might do the trick, and at only 400 calories and 9 grams of fat I might not need the motorized scooter on my next visit”?

Well, the corporate gurus at Cinnabon have anticipated the evolution of your thinking. Next time you’re livin’ large at the mall / airport, you won’t have to choose.

It’s the 754 calorie (you get to keep the scooter) Cinnabon CinnaPretzel:

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