Johnny, we hardly knew ye. The description on the steering wheel reads, “Naturally Sweetened Chocolate Pearl Shaped Cereal with Pirate Shaped Marshmallows”. In fact the marshmallows are heart, pentagon and other non-ship shaped shapes, so your actual satisfaction may depend on your definition of “Pirate”. Let’s see how Sean Penn tops this.
59 responses so far ↓
1 Catherine // Feb 10, 2006 at 4:53 am
Oh yummy. Wonder when it is scheduled to show up on shelves?
2 Farnaz // Feb 10, 2006 at 8:00 am
Wow… a cereal with Johnny Depp on the cover? Must be some darn good cereal!
3 Anna Lee // Feb 10, 2006 at 8:01 am
Um. I’m kinda gonna make out with this box the minute I lay my hands on it, soooo…
Wow. I won’t be able to get a spoonful in my mouth before I drop dead on the floor and start convulsing.
4 your mama // Feb 10, 2006 at 8:52 am
That is one goooooood lookin cereal. YUM!
5 Laura // Feb 11, 2006 at 12:01 pm
Our family has bought it and my kids love the cereal. It’s not my favorite though I hate to say. Although I love looking into his eyes as Im eating my Lucky Charms. :-)
6 fuzzyjewels420 // Feb 12, 2006 at 7:08 am
When will it be available in Canada? We cannot wait!
7 asdfghjgg // Feb 13, 2006 at 5:31 pm
are you people ehh fin serious? wow…
8 lala // Feb 14, 2006 at 10:42 am
To heck with eating the cereal .. I’d just sit at the table and stare at the box staring at that MCDREAMY FACE!!
9 *~mally~* // Feb 16, 2006 at 1:19 pm
Is the cereal out yet in the CA, usa??? Omg I cannot flippin’ wait! I’ll through out the cereal and just look at the freakin’ box the whole time!
10 lynn // Feb 18, 2006 at 6:23 pm
I want some !!! every single box I buy I will keep the cover of it!!!!!!!! when is it coming to canada??
11 rachel m // Feb 21, 2006 at 7:28 am
Hey Johnny! You can jump in my bowl any day! I promise I will eat every last morsel, and drink down the sweet creamy milk when I’m done! WOOOOOHOOOOOO
12 lola // Feb 21, 2006 at 8:38 am
yUmMy… yuo sure as hell know who to put on a box of cereal… when is it coming out dawg? i wanna eat it! PUT IT IN MY MOUTH… MY MOTHAFUCKING MOUTH!!!
13 kittykix // Feb 21, 2006 at 8:41 am
yo where it at! mmmmmeeeeeeooowwwww
14 Gabby Head // Feb 22, 2006 at 6:50 am
I LOVE U AND I THINK U R WELL SEXY.
15 Gabby Head // Feb 22, 2006 at 6:51 am
MY TELEPHONE NUMBER IS 02392253068
16 emma // Feb 23, 2006 at 4:31 am
anything with johnny depp on is worth a one like he’s well sexy.
17 Ashley // Feb 24, 2006 at 11:17 am
hey i love johnny depp and i think all i would do if i had that in my house i would just put it on my wall and look @ it while im talking on the phone to my bf omg johnny depps so fricken hotttttt i just want him im 18 years old and he’s 42 but i dont care i still am madley in love wit him
18 Jill // Feb 25, 2006 at 10:51 am
HAHA, I already have it…And the fruit snacks too…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
19 tammy // Mar 3, 2006 at 8:02 am
is it coming to england???????!!!!! i can’t wait i love johnny deppxxx
20 Abuzz // Mar 7, 2006 at 9:37 am
He is sooooooooooooo fine lolol
Love johnny depp lots bye he is sooooo sooo sooo fineeeeeeeee!!!
21 Goofy // Apr 5, 2006 at 8:16 am
Hey!! Johnny Depp I like you but i think you not so understand me because. I’m thai. It so funny
and do you know i’m just 12 years old .An i’m always dream about you,think about you,talk with my friend,parent,teacher,brother,sister all people do you know what i said,i said “Johnny Depp is very smart,hot.i just want you in 17-18 years old but if you are 42 or 50 i never care.And i will remember you all my life.I hope you will read all this massage .And i hope you will happy to if you read this word “I LOVE YOU ALL MY LIFE” GOOD BYE
From Goofy
22 saima ali // May 5, 2006 at 7:20 am
I love johnny depp so much. I don’t even mind marring him hes 42 im 16 who cares.
im going to be an actress hopefully, so i hope i see him then.
23 georgina // May 6, 2006 at 7:29 am
i looooooovvvvveeeeeee johnny depp. hes soooooo hot.even though im only 12. id still marry him
24 kathy // May 13, 2006 at 7:43 pm
WOW when is it coming out. Can’t wait.I will spill my cereal all the floor or on me by looking at him.He is so gorgeous.
25 SOMEONE // May 17, 2006 at 2:38 pm
WOW I ABSOLUTLY WOULD LOVE TO GET SOME TO LOOK AT THE BOX WITH THE BEST MAN EVER MAN I WOULD TOTALLY KIS IT AND EST EVERY LAST BTIE OF IT!!! I LOVE JOHNNY DEPP X2!!!!!!!!! AGHHHH I M GOING TO GO AND FIND SOME RITE NOW!! AGHHH I LOVE JOHNNY DEPP
26 SOMEONE // May 17, 2006 at 2:40 pm
I WILL MARRY HIM AND I M ONLY 11 BUT I DON’T CARE I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HIM SOOOO MUCH AND I DO A BUNCH OF STUFF FOR HIM AND I M GOING TO BEAT ALL THE OTHER GIRLS OUT TO GET HIM OMGOSH I M SOOOOOO GOING TO FIND A WAY TO MARRY HIM I LOVE HIM aggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhH
27 SOMEONE // May 17, 2006 at 2:42 pm
I THINK BOUT U ALL THE TIME JOHNNY AND I WILL NEVER STOP I READ BOUT U AND I DO A BUNCH OF CRAP TO GET TO MEET YOU I M ABSOLUTLY IN LOVE WIT HIM I WILL FIND A WAY !!!! I LOVE YOU!
28 SOMEONE // Jun 25, 2006 at 4:02 pm
“I LOVE YOU ALL MY LIFE” JOHNNY DEPP I HOPE YOU READ THIS AND RELIZE THAT I LOVEEEEEEEE YOU SOOOOO MUCH AND I WOULD ABSOLUTLY LOVE TO MEET YOU AND I JUST LOVE YOUR EVERY MOVE YOU ARE MY HERO AND I LOOK UP TO YOU AND I ALWAYS WILL PLEASE JUST THINK ABOUT IT
29 Katey // Jul 6, 2006 at 8:12 pm
Hey I have that already and the movie comes out July 7 which is tomorrow. Going to see. And if Johnny Depp reads this, I love u so much and would do anything for u, I mean anything. Ur fine as hell, sweet,good dad,and toher stuff. I would love to have more of ur kids.I may be 16 but I can do things that older girls (women) can do. Loveing ur always.
~*Katey*~
30 SOMEONE // Jul 14, 2006 at 8:20 am
WOW I LOVE JOHNNY DEPP MORE THAN NEONE HERE AND I SAW HIS FIRST MOVIE AND OWN IT SAW HIS SECOND MOVIE HAVE HIS SHIRT HAVE A LOCKET WITH HIM IN IT AND A LOT MORE THAN NEONE COULD IMAGINE AND JOHNNY IF YOU READ THIS…WILL YOU MARRY ME?LOVE YA JOHNNY
31 lala // Jul 20, 2006 at 10:34 pm
they also have fruit snacks!!!
32 Sarah // Jul 24, 2006 at 1:47 pm
hey guys. I think he is the hottest man in the whole world, but he’s way to old for all of you!!! I totally agree, I would take him in a heartbeat, but be realistic. But, Mr. Depp, if you read this, I love all your movies, and want to meet you!!!
-Sarah, 14
33 Tomilin // Jul 27, 2006 at 8:59 pm
i love Johnny Depp so i think i will enjot every thing about it. i will say i think you should put a prise like you could win a trip to go on a date with him i think then everyone will want to eat it then to see fi they win i know i would and i am 12 years old
34 brittney // Jul 30, 2006 at 6:25 pm
jonnhy were going to get married
35 brittney // Jul 30, 2006 at 6:26 pm
girls step back he’s mine
36 Mette // Aug 5, 2006 at 6:32 am
I cant say more then WOW ! he is JUST SO HOT!!!!
p,s im from Denmark. im not so good at english im only 11 years old. all my love to johnny depp
37 Vicky // Aug 14, 2006 at 3:25 pm
I would like to meet Jhonny Depp. Girl 24 years:)
38 Andrea // Aug 14, 2006 at 10:14 pm
OMG Johnny Depp is my hero i love you sooo much i would do anything to meet you or even see you in person my dad saw you filming pirates of the caribbean 2 and 3 filming in the bahamas I LOVE YOU you are the best person ever i NEED to meet you
39 Rachel Snodgrass // Aug 22, 2006 at 3:14 pm
you chicks don’t know what your talkin about!Johnny is so mine!I love his freakin guts!& i am sooo jealous of Vannessa Paradis!& Johnny if your reading this in some miraculous way…my biggest dream is just to meet you!to see if your hotter in person then on t.v.! I know your 28 years older than me but i don’t care! I LOVE YOU SO FREAKIN MUCH!!!! hopefully i’ll see you soon!love~your biggest fan!~archel depp!:-)
40 Mari // Sep 1, 2006 at 12:00 pm
I am just 12 years old from Norway an love Johnny depp :P I am a very big fan :P
41 Joanne // Sep 4, 2006 at 6:05 am
i adore johnny depp. shame he isn’t in the box of cereal!! god what i would do to have just a few minutes with him ALONE……
42 Laura // Oct 4, 2006 at 11:56 am
Johnny Depp is my future husband and he is the sexiest man on the planet!!! i dont care if hes 10 years older than my mom!
43 Gunel // Oct 5, 2006 at 5:29 am
Jhonny Iam from in Azerbaijan.I lave you very.You very sexse boy.I+J=Love
44 SONIA LOPEZ // Oct 12, 2006 at 4:52 pm
I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT YOU ARE ONE OF A KIND AND THAT YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND AND TWO BEAUTIFUL KIDS. SHE’S LUCKY TO HAVE SOMEBODY LIKE YOU, YOU KNOW THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN YOUR LIFE IS YOUR FAMILY AND IF YOU EVER FEEL DOWN FOR WHATEVER REASON THINK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY AND KIDS.ALWAYS PUT FIRST YOUR FAMILY THAN ANYTHING BECAUSE THERE ALWAYS GOING TO BE BY YOUR SIDE NO MATTER WHAT AND YOU HAVE GIRL THAT LOVES YOU ALOT.SO PRETTY MUCH YOU HAVE EVERYTHING THAT A FAMILY WOULD WANT APPRECIATE WHAT YOU WANT AND TAKE CARE.
45 Staci // Jan 6, 2007 at 7:45 pm
I think you do have what want.Family,kids,and your true love even an acting career LUCKY.I’m seperated from my little sister, brother ,mother and my father I’m planning to act or model.so take it from someone who knows.Stick with your family all the way.
46 tiffany // Jan 21, 2007 at 9:07 am
jonny depp i am a big fan of yours! Ihave all the pirates of the caribbean books and the two pirates of the caribbean movies.I watched pirates of the caribbean Dead mans chest and curse of the black pearl 14 times. I can’t wait in till pirates of the caribbean worlds end thats the third one. I’ll see you later jonny depp I mean jack sparrow.
47 rachgal // Feb 13, 2007 at 11:40 am
omg johnny depp where do i start?? He is fit as! I have a pic of him in my locket bit of an age difference …so sad…still luv him
48 rachgal // Feb 14, 2007 at 9:14 am
His wife is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolucky! He is an amazing actor loved him in pirates of the caribbean so cute there! What I like about him most is that he is cute and has an awesome personality!
49 Nilyov // Apr 19, 2007 at 5:49 pm
Depp isn’t on there as Johnny Depp. He’s on there as Captain Jack Sparrow. Disney owns Sparrow. So Johnny didn’t jump the snark.
50 mona // May 7, 2007 at 2:57 am
i love u johnny.i just want to say it.i wish someday i see u.maybe alot of girl say this sentense to u.but my sentense is all true.please believe this my love!
51 pb // May 22, 2007 at 5:00 pm
3 words o-oh.m-my.g-god!! i love johnny depp soooooooo much that i got really mad when he got married
52 pb // May 22, 2007 at 5:03 pm
farnaz is SO very right i can’t wait to eat that cereal i mean their probly gonna get an award cuz people will buy the cereal just for the front of the box!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
53 pb // May 22, 2007 at 5:08 pm
i would just look at the box and say “oh man that is one FINE box of cereal!!!!!!!!”
54 elly // May 27, 2007 at 9:12 am
I love johnny depp… he is incredible and he is fantastic… johnny as jack in pirates of the caribbean and he is the most beautiful
55 toxic // May 27, 2007 at 9:13 am
I love johnny depp
56 casandra // Jun 14, 2007 at 11:00 pm
That is one goooooood lookin cereal. YUM!
That’s one friken goood lookin GUY!!! MWAAa johnnyy
57 casandra // Jun 14, 2007 at 11:02 pm
BTW, i dnt think anyone can luv johnny as much as i dooo!!!
58 casandra // Jun 14, 2007 at 11:02 pm
BTW, i dnt think anyone can luv johnny as much as i dooo!!!
59 Joey Loo // Jun 15, 2007 at 5:07 am
heyx..johny. iam from malaysia. a chinese. hahax. gasp.
really wish 2 see u. but i understand tat u r darn bc after all.hahax. anywayz..i will alwis be ur top fan n support ur every single film k? smooches**
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