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Johnny Depp Jumps the Snark

Johnny, we hardly knew ye. The description on the steering wheel reads, “Naturally Sweetened Chocolate Pearl Shaped Cereal with Pirate Shaped Marshmallows”. In fact the marshmallows are heart, pentagon and other non-ship shaped shapes, so your actual satisfaction may depend on your definition of “Pirate”. Let’s see how Sean Penn tops this.

Johnny Depp Cereal

59 Comments so far:

Oh yummy. Wonder when it is scheduled to show up on shelves?

Comment by Catherine 02.10.06 @ 4:53 am

Wow… a cereal with Johnny Depp on the cover? Must be some darn good cereal!

Comment by Farnaz 02.10.06 @ 8:00 am

Um. I’m kinda gonna make out with this box the minute I lay my hands on it, soooo…

Wow. I won’t be able to get a spoonful in my mouth before I drop dead on the floor and start convulsing.

Comment by Anna Lee 02.10.06 @ 8:01 am

That is one goooooood lookin cereal. YUM!

Comment by your mama 02.10.06 @ 8:52 am

Our family has bought it and my kids love the cereal. It’s not my favorite though I hate to say. Although I love looking into his eyes as Im eating my Lucky Charms. :-)

Comment by Laura 02.11.06 @ 12:01 pm

When will it be available in Canada? We cannot wait!

Comment by fuzzyjewels420 02.12.06 @ 7:08 am

are you people ehh fin serious? wow…

Comment by asdfghjgg 02.13.06 @ 5:31 pm

To heck with eating the cereal .. I’d just sit at the table and stare at the box staring at that MCDREAMY FACE!!

Comment by lala 02.14.06 @ 10:42 am

Is the cereal out yet in the CA, usa??? Omg I cannot flippin’ wait! I’ll through out the cereal and just look at the freakin’ box the whole time!

Comment by *~mally~* 02.16.06 @ 1:19 pm

I want some !!! every single box I buy I will keep the cover of it!!!!!!!! when is it coming to canada??

Comment by lynn 02.18.06 @ 6:23 pm

Hey Johnny! You can jump in my bowl any day! I promise I will eat every last morsel, and drink down the sweet creamy milk when I’m done! WOOOOOHOOOOOO

Comment by rachel m 02.21.06 @ 7:28 am

yUmMy… yuo sure as hell know who to put on a box of cereal… when is it coming out dawg? i wanna eat it! PUT IT IN MY MOUTH… MY MOTHAFUCKING MOUTH!!!

Comment by lola 02.21.06 @ 8:38 am

yo where it at! mmmmmeeeeeeooowwwww

Comment by kittykix 02.21.06 @ 8:41 am

I LOVE U AND I THINK U R WELL SEXY.

Comment by Gabby Head 02.22.06 @ 6:50 am

MY TELEPHONE NUMBER IS 02392253068

Comment by Gabby Head 02.22.06 @ 6:51 am

anything with johnny depp on is worth a one like he’s well sexy.

Comment by emma 02.23.06 @ 4:31 am

hey i love johnny depp and i think all i would do if i had that in my house i would just put it on my wall and look @ it while im talking on the phone to my bf omg johnny depps so fricken hotttttt i just want him im 18 years old and he’s 42 but i dont care i still am madley in love wit him

Comment by Ashley 02.24.06 @ 11:17 am

HAHA, I already have it…And the fruit snacks too…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Comment by Jill 02.25.06 @ 10:51 am

is it coming to england???????!!!!! i can’t wait i love johnny deppxxx

Comment by tammy 03.03.06 @ 8:02 am

He is sooooooooooooo fine lolol
Love johnny depp lots bye he is sooooo sooo sooo fineeeeeeeee!!!

Comment by Abuzz 03.07.06 @ 9:37 am

Hey!! Johnny Depp I like you but i think you not so understand me because. I’m thai. It so funny
and do you know i’m just 12 years old .An i’m always dream about you,think about you,talk with my friend,parent,teacher,brother,sister all people do you know what i said,i said “Johnny Depp is very smart,hot.i just want you in 17-18 years old but if you are 42 or 50 i never care.And i will remember you all my life.I hope you will read all this massage .And i hope you will happy to if you read this word “I LOVE YOU ALL MY LIFE” GOOD BYE

From Goofy

Comment by Goofy 04.05.06 @ 8:16 am

I love johnny depp so much. I don’t even mind marring him hes 42 im 16 who cares.
im going to be an actress hopefully, so i hope i see him then.

Comment by saima ali 05.05.06 @ 7:20 am

i looooooovvvvveeeeeee johnny depp. hes soooooo hot.even though im only 12. id still marry him

Comment by georgina 05.06.06 @ 7:29 am

WOW when is it coming out. Can’t wait.I will spill my cereal all the floor or on me by looking at him.He is so gorgeous.

Comment by kathy 05.13.06 @ 7:43 pm

WOW I ABSOLUTLY WOULD LOVE TO GET SOME TO LOOK AT THE BOX WITH THE BEST MAN EVER MAN I WOULD TOTALLY KIS IT AND EST EVERY LAST BTIE OF IT!!! I LOVE JOHNNY DEPP X2!!!!!!!!! AGHHHH I M GOING TO GO AND FIND SOME RITE NOW!! AGHHH I LOVE JOHNNY DEPP

Comment by SOMEONE 05.17.06 @ 2:38 pm

I WILL MARRY HIM AND I M ONLY 11 BUT I DON’T CARE I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HIM SOOOO MUCH AND I DO A BUNCH OF STUFF FOR HIM AND I M GOING TO BEAT ALL THE OTHER GIRLS OUT TO GET HIM OMGOSH I M SOOOOOO GOING TO FIND A WAY TO MARRY HIM I LOVE HIM aggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhH

Comment by SOMEONE 05.17.06 @ 2:40 pm

I THINK BOUT U ALL THE TIME JOHNNY AND I WILL NEVER STOP I READ BOUT U AND I DO A BUNCH OF CRAP TO GET TO MEET YOU I M ABSOLUTLY IN LOVE WIT HIM I WILL FIND A WAY !!!! I LOVE YOU!

Comment by SOMEONE 05.17.06 @ 2:42 pm

“I LOVE YOU ALL MY LIFE” JOHNNY DEPP I HOPE YOU READ THIS AND RELIZE THAT I LOVEEEEEEEE YOU SOOOOO MUCH AND I WOULD ABSOLUTLY LOVE TO MEET YOU AND I JUST LOVE YOUR EVERY MOVE YOU ARE MY HERO AND I LOOK UP TO YOU AND I ALWAYS WILL PLEASE JUST THINK ABOUT IT

Comment by SOMEONE 06.25.06 @ 4:02 pm

Hey I have that already and the movie comes out July 7 which is tomorrow. Going to see. And if Johnny Depp reads this, I love u so much and would do anything for u, I mean anything. Ur fine as hell, sweet,good dad,and toher stuff. I would love to have more of ur kids.I may be 16 but I can do things that older girls (women) can do. Loveing ur always.

~*Katey*~

Comment by Katey 07.06.06 @ 8:12 pm

WOW I LOVE JOHNNY DEPP MORE THAN NEONE HERE AND I SAW HIS FIRST MOVIE AND OWN IT SAW HIS SECOND MOVIE HAVE HIS SHIRT HAVE A LOCKET WITH HIM IN IT AND A LOT MORE THAN NEONE COULD IMAGINE AND JOHNNY IF YOU READ THIS…WILL YOU MARRY ME?LOVE YA JOHNNY

Comment by SOMEONE 07.14.06 @ 8:20 am

they also have fruit snacks!!!

Comment by lala 07.20.06 @ 10:34 pm

hey guys. I think he is the hottest man in the whole world, but he’s way to old for all of you!!! I totally agree, I would take him in a heartbeat, but be realistic. But, Mr. Depp, if you read this, I love all your movies, and want to meet you!!!

-Sarah, 14

Comment by Sarah 07.24.06 @ 1:47 pm

i love Johnny Depp so i think i will enjot every thing about it. i will say i think you should put a prise like you could win a trip to go on a date with him i think then everyone will want to eat it then to see fi they win i know i would and i am 12 years old

Comment by Tomilin 07.27.06 @ 8:59 pm

jonnhy were going to get married

Comment by brittney 07.30.06 @ 6:25 pm

girls step back he’s mine

Comment by brittney 07.30.06 @ 6:26 pm

I cant say more then WOW ! he is JUST SO HOT!!!!
p,s im from Denmark. im not so good at english im only 11 years old. all my love to johnny depp

Comment by Mette 08.05.06 @ 6:32 am

I would like to meet Jhonny Depp. Girl 24 years:)

Comment by Vicky 08.14.06 @ 3:25 pm

OMG Johnny Depp is my hero i love you sooo much i would do anything to meet you or even see you in person my dad saw you filming pirates of the caribbean 2 and 3 filming in the bahamas I LOVE YOU you are the best person ever i NEED to meet you

Comment by Andrea 08.14.06 @ 10:14 pm

you chicks don’t know what your talkin about!Johnny is so mine!I love his freakin guts!& i am sooo jealous of Vannessa Paradis!& Johnny if your reading this in some miraculous way…my biggest dream is just to meet you!to see if your hotter in person then on t.v.! I know your 28 years older than me but i don’t care! I LOVE YOU SO FREAKIN MUCH!!!! hopefully i’ll see you soon!love~your biggest fan!~archel depp!:-)

Comment by Rachel Snodgrass 08.22.06 @ 3:14 pm

I am just 12 years old from Norway an love Johnny depp :P I am a very big fan :P

Comment by Mari 09.01.06 @ 12:00 pm

i adore johnny depp. shame he isn’t in the box of cereal!! god what i would do to have just a few minutes with him ALONE……

Comment by Joanne 09.04.06 @ 6:05 am

Johnny Depp is my future husband and he is the sexiest man on the planet!!! i dont care if hes 10 years older than my mom!

Comment by Laura 10.04.06 @ 11:56 am

Jhonny Iam from in Azerbaijan.I lave you very.You very sexse boy.I+J=Love

Comment by Gunel 10.05.06 @ 5:29 am

I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT YOU ARE ONE OF A KIND AND THAT YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND AND TWO BEAUTIFUL KIDS. SHE’S LUCKY TO HAVE SOMEBODY LIKE YOU, YOU KNOW THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN YOUR LIFE IS YOUR FAMILY AND IF YOU EVER FEEL DOWN FOR WHATEVER REASON THINK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY AND KIDS.ALWAYS PUT FIRST YOUR FAMILY THAN ANYTHING BECAUSE THERE ALWAYS GOING TO BE BY YOUR SIDE NO MATTER WHAT AND YOU HAVE GIRL THAT LOVES YOU ALOT.SO PRETTY MUCH YOU HAVE EVERYTHING THAT A FAMILY WOULD WANT APPRECIATE WHAT YOU WANT AND TAKE CARE.

Comment by SONIA LOPEZ 10.12.06 @ 4:52 pm

I think you do have what want.Family,kids,and your true love even an acting career LUCKY.I’m seperated from my little sister, brother ,mother and my father I’m planning to act or model.so take it from someone who knows.Stick with your family all the way.

Comment by Staci 01.06.07 @ 7:45 pm

jonny depp i am a big fan of yours! Ihave all the pirates of the caribbean books and the two pirates of the caribbean movies.I watched pirates of the caribbean Dead mans chest and curse of the black pearl 14 times. I can’t wait in till pirates of the caribbean worlds end thats the third one. I’ll see you later jonny depp I mean jack sparrow.

Comment by tiffany 01.21.07 @ 9:07 am

omg johnny depp where do i start?? He is fit as! I have a pic of him in my locket bit of an age difference …so sad…still luv him

Comment by rachgal 02.13.07 @ 11:40 am

His wife is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolucky! He is an amazing actor loved him in pirates of the caribbean so cute there! What I like about him most is that he is cute and has an awesome personality!

Comment by rachgal 02.14.07 @ 9:14 am

Depp isn’t on there as Johnny Depp. He’s on there as Captain Jack Sparrow. Disney owns Sparrow. So Johnny didn’t jump the snark.

Comment by Nilyov 04.19.07 @ 5:49 pm

i love u johnny.i just want to say it.i wish someday i see u.maybe alot of girl say this sentense to u.but my sentense is all true.please believe this my love!

Comment by mona 05.07.07 @ 2:57 am

3 words o-oh.m-my.g-god!! i love johnny depp soooooooo much that i got really mad when he got married

Comment by pb 05.22.07 @ 5:00 pm

farnaz is SO very right i can’t wait to eat that cereal i mean their probly gonna get an award cuz people will buy the cereal just for the front of the box!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment by pb 05.22.07 @ 5:03 pm

i would just look at the box and say “oh man that is one FINE box of cereal!!!!!!!!”

Comment by pb 05.22.07 @ 5:08 pm

I love johnny depp… he is incredible and he is fantastic… johnny as jack in pirates of the caribbean and he is the most beautiful

Comment by elly 05.27.07 @ 9:12 am

I love johnny depp

Comment by toxic 05.27.07 @ 9:13 am

That is one goooooood lookin cereal. YUM!

That’s one friken goood lookin GUY!!! MWAAa johnnyy

Comment by casandra 06.14.07 @ 11:00 pm

BTW, i dnt think anyone can luv johnny as much as i dooo!!!

Comment by casandra 06.14.07 @ 11:02 pm

BTW, i dnt think anyone can luv johnny as much as i dooo!!!

Comment by casandra 06.14.07 @ 11:02 pm

heyx..johny. iam from malaysia. a chinese. hahax. gasp.
really wish 2 see u. but i understand tat u r darn bc after all.hahax. anywayz..i will alwis be ur top fan n support ur every single film k? smooches**

Comment by Joey Loo 06.15.07 @ 5:07 am

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