Spam is getting more interesting. A new type spam is completely unintelligible to humans and makes no sense even from a spammer’s one-in-a-million conversion rate philosophy, but it does do one thing quite well: it makes for great poetry. Well, poetry anyway.

The poem below comes from a new message that just came in; we stripped-out all the bogus faux html tags and added line breaks, leaving all creative misspellings intact; the only changes we made were to move a couple words around. Call it Spam Dada, or Spamdada, or Dadaspam, or Spadadam, or Daspamda, or something. Now you have a new arsenal to ace your graduate poetry seminars, just sitting there clogging your inbox:

beard kendall
illusive substitutionary femur
operant palatine dolce focussed decade
aquinas cauldron
architectonic tubule
butyl gardenia
bask diffident flutter
cacao petrifaction

midwestern bath aquarium
potable
insightful
uncouth floodlight history

inadequate moulton hecate gould compacter
cochlea aren’t winthrop
conflagrate mysterious disk motet
inadvisable agrarian pathogen citation
austenite bolivar toxicology
wilshire congressman viscometer
bergland wigmake
pontific dunkirk legacy
boswell winy countryman
rodney dialect contraception cant
warehouseman

highroad compound winters catharsis
cockcrow erato
handful debut stem
daffodil sacrilege sonant

alice dateline
knickerbocker combat
ginger qatar perfusion antipasto
animadversion rufous karen berth
allspice concocter
chartreuse durkee monaco
dyspeptic lemonade contagion
playoff cyprus
avoid buffalo heraclitus
cleveland audacious

effectual thrum debut
pericles standeth
carnegie dune
something antiphonal now
effectual dross

poughkeepsie parlay
oceanside paperwork
crucial skeptic mat voluntarism
alexandra arrogant
honda fete tram beast
configure irreparable cosine
please catlike bearberry

darius gleason
broken deportee between
olson slime system
powell buchenwald innuendo
sexual negro forbes
axiomatic ghoul
lithic coca

Would you like another chaw of lithic coca?